zorbathut: Poll #239848

Zorba the Hutt (

zorbathut) wrote,
@ 2004-01-27 23:43:00

Poll #239848
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Vote for the next President of the United States

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George W. Bush
79 (6.5%)

A peanut butter sandwich
1140 (93.5%)

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	supersat 2004-01-27 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Is it sad that I did not hesistate at all on my answer? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	vanbeast 2004-01-27 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Nor did I :\ (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	bitterlight 2004-01-27 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Sadly, I don't think that the peanut butter sandwich is eligible, not being a US citizen by virtue of not being human. Pity. It would make a vastly better president. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	neuralclone 2004-01-28 12:26 am UTC (link)
	But what could be more American than peanut butter? g (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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kyra, 2004-01-28 08:19 am UTC (Expand)

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	rahaeli 2004-01-27 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Betcha the peanut butter sandwich would fire Ashcroft. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	jackola 2004-01-27 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Do you think peanut butter sandwiches would have special interests? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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yakko, 2004-02-08 03:40 pm UTC (Expand)

	sarah_mascara 2004-01-27 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	... i just discussed with my husband why i'm not registered to vote ATM. me: "Well, frankly I don't give a fuck because things in this country couldn't possibly get any worse." him: "What a wonderfully cynical outlook you have!" Pssssssh. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	soshesays 2004-01-27 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe if civil rights continue along the massive downward swing they've been on for the past four years? Maybe if the Patriot Act is renewed, the "Defense of Marriage" Act is set in constitutional stone, Roe v. Wade is overturned, and the entire environment is shot to hell? ... NO. Of course you're right. It couldn't POSSIBLY get any worse. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	ninjakitten 2004-01-27 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	At least the sandwich could hardly make things WORSE... O:) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	supersat 2004-01-27 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed. The sandwich certainly wouldn't push for the renewal of the USA PATRIOT act (which has a sunset provision), nor for the nomination of uberconservative supreme court justices, nor for a constitutional amendment "protecting" marriage. I think a sandwich would do quite well as president. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	derumi 2004-01-27 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	I might accidentally assassinate the sandwich if I'm hungry. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kriona 2004-01-27 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Ach! If I go out to lunch I might be commiting murder! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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pthalogreen, 2004-01-28 01:30 am UTC (Expand)

	lierre 2004-01-27 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	This post made me laugh out loud. (Yep that's my whole comment. Well that and these two sub-comments.) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	calamitymolly 2004-01-27 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	It made me laugh outloud as well. So freaking funny. :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	raventhon 2004-01-28 12:57 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I voted for W. He's doing a better job than a sandwich would. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	tracher 2004-01-28 01:58 pm UTC (link)
	is he? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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	tresca 2004-01-28 01:10 am UTC (link)
	PB sandwich all the way baby! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: venaja 2004-02-02 08:36 am UTC (link)
	I am in awe of your usericon. Could I get permission to use a screenshot of the "Anyone But Bush" pic? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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tresca, 2004-02-17 06:43 pm UTC (Expand)

	chronicfreetime 2004-01-28 01:22 am UTC (link)
	I wonder what the "Sandwich Doctrine" would be. Probably something about unilaterally eating the potato salad because of its mayonnaise stockpile. (Reply to this)

	lyspeth 2004-01-28 02:37 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't even mind if the peanut butter sandwich decided to legislate no further eating of peanut butter sandwiches...I prefer jelly anyhow. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Jelly! lierre 2004-01-28 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Are you having an affair with the partner of the leading presidential candidate? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	canyoncat 2004-01-28 04:54 am UTC (link)
	I was going to ask what the difference was but then I figured you could at least eat the sandwich. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ladycrysiana 2004-01-28 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	Cannibalism is alive and well in the world. Try again. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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yashahime, 2004-01-28 06:03 pm UTC (Expand)

	mendel 2004-01-28 06:37 am UTC (link)
	Greatly anticipating peanut-butter-sandwich-related program activities here. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	avallonia 2004-02-01 06:07 am UTC (link)
	ROFL!! CLASSIC! :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kyra 2004-01-28 08:22 am UTC (link)
	I did not have sex with that jelly sandwich. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pthalogreen 2004-10-14 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	dies giggling hi, I bet you've forgotten you left this comment entirely. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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kyra, 2004-10-28 09:16 pm UTC (Expand)

	sammka 2004-01-28 09:11 am UTC (link)
	I think it depends on who the sandwich's running mate is. After all, someone's going to eat that sandwich at some point, especially if it's tasty. That or it will come to the end of its shelflife before the four years are up. I'm guessing any human that would run as v.p. to a sandwich would be pretty cool, in a loserly kind of way, and I endorse that. (Reply to this)

	PB&J sandwhich porcelina19191 2004-01-28 10:38 am UTC (link)
	this decision was a no brain-er: one just doesn't have a brain, and the other one isn't supposed 2 in the first place! the question is, however, which is which??? (Reply to this)

	elhermano 2004-01-28 10:55 am UTC (link)
	tastiest president evar (Reply to this)

	macguyver 2004-01-28 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	Not that it matters, Bush will cheat on the election again. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ladydiana 2004-01-28 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. THAT is what really scares me, and I think it is driving some voter apathy, which is, I'm sure exactly what the asshole wants. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	buggery 2004-01-28 12:56 pm UTC (link)
	What do you know, it looks like I cast the 300th vote for the candidate who's for the people. And I don't even like peanut butter sandwiches. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	elfbabe 2004-01-28 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	strong bad voice "Can't nobody say peanut butter sandwich never did nothin' for the peoples!" (Reply to this) (Parent)

	yxonomei 2004-01-28 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	crunchy or ceamy? This is of great import to me. It might force me to reconsider. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	mopalia 2004-01-28 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	How about crunchy for pres and creamy for vice pres? A well balanced ticket! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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zorbathut, 2004-01-28 05:53 pm UTC (Expand)

	usagicam 2004-01-28 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! http://bdo.braytek.com/banana.swf (Reply to this)

	dykestar 2004-01-28 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	VOTE SAMMICH IN '04!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	hark 2004-01-28 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	finally a president that can end hunger. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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requiemessence, 2004-01-29 05:13 am UTC (Expand)

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robflynn, 2004-01-31 12:19 am UTC (Expand)

	requiemessence 2004-01-29 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Sandwich: Tasty, delectable, resourceful, diplomatic (who doesn't love a PB Sandwich?) Now Dubya on the other hand.... Dubya: Misuntelligent, resourceful only when daddy holds hand, uses force when unnesscessary, probably doesn't taste as good as peanut butter.... I cannot wait to see that debate. SANDWICH IN 04! (Reply to this)

	u2bpbear24 2004-01-29 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Amazing, just amazing. :) I love P & J! afterall... P&J IS smarter! :) (Reply to this)

	revxaos 2004-01-29 10:58 am UTC (link)
	I find that the Peanut Butter Sandwiches platform is much more liberal, and supportive of the people, the George W's. Though, I'm not registered to Vote. In the wise words of Robert A. Wilson: If voting could change the system, it would be illegal. and: If NOT voting could change the system, it would be illegal. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: drjon 2004-01-29 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	In Australia, not-voting is illegal. Strangely enough, so is not-voting-in-pencil. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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