The item I just found is known as a . . .
"Superior Zombie Head".
I'm not sure what exactly it is that today's consumers are looking for in the zombie head department, but whatever it is, this zombie head has 'em in spades!
(This still doesn't beat the Soldier's Long Staff of Performance or the Cap of Simplicity (useful for all those level 18 warriors who have not yet gotten enough strength to wear a leather cap.) But it comes close.)