So I'll turn it into a backwards survey. Judge me, everyone! :) Feel free to answer only some of the questions if you can't think up answers for the rest.
If I were a stone I would be...
If I were a tree I would be...
If I were a bird I would be...
If I were an insect I would be...
If I were a machine I would be...
If I were a tool I would be...
If I were a fruit I would be...
If I were a flower I would be...
If I were a kind of weather I would be...
If I were a mythical creature I would be...
If I were a musical instrument I would be...
If I were an animal I would be...
If I were anything...
If I were a colour I would be...
If I were a fragrance I would be...
If I were an emotion I would be...
If I were a state of being I would be...
If I were a vegetable I would be...
If I were a sound I would be...
If I were an element I would be...
If I were a movie star I would be...
If I were a holiday I would be...