Zorba the Hutt (zorbathut) wrote,
Zorba the Hutt

how to get full scholarships for just about whatever you want

If you're a sexual minority, apply for scholarships. There are tons out there. Just look.

If you're not, claim to be a transexual. Now you're not only a sexual minority, but you're a transexual minority.

Problem solved.

(This spawned because I just heard about someone who got a full scholarship from - I'm not making this up - the "Association for Short People". Apparently the year before she had a scholarship based on the color of her eyes.)
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