Zorba the Hutt (zorbathut) wrote,
Zorba the Hutt

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While digging stuff off the floor of my room, I came across my FirstMerit "Welcome!" pamphlet. It's got a very pretty picture on the front, but as I looked at it, I had a feeling of very very deep terrible wrongness.

I finally figured out why.

It's a very cute picture of two little girls washing a car. Suds and such all over the place. See, the thing about suds is, they're white. And thick. And the placement of said sud-blobs is, well . . .

Those of you who have dirty minds are already cringing.

Those of you who don't are beyond help, and I'm not going to explain it.

I am, however, holding on to this welcome pamphlet, so if anyone wants to see just how *bad* it is, they're welcome to. I'll scan it in eventually :)
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