I finally figured out why.
It's a very cute picture of two little girls washing a car. Suds and such all over the place. See, the thing about suds is, they're white. And thick. And the placement of said sud-blobs is, well . . .
Those of you who have dirty minds are already cringing.
Those of you who don't are beyond help, and I'm not going to explain it.
I am, however, holding on to this welcome pamphlet, so if anyone wants to see just how *bad* it is, they're welcome to. I'll scan it in eventually :)