|My ex-gf:||I'd thank you for helping me, except that you never helped me and never could, and I hate you for hurting me so much. But I still love you and want to be friends, despite not being willing to do anything myself to keep our friendship.|
Ah, the fun things my brain produces in math class :P
On another note, life is ironic - I got a call from my uncle about an hour after the previous entry. Go figure.