Zorba the Hutt (zorbathut) wrote,
Zorba the Hutt

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Talked about dream interpretations in Greek+Roman Mythology class today.

Apparently if you have a dream about having sex with your mother it either means you're going to conquer Athens or you're going to lose a tooth.

Think about it.

teacher> And according to this other story, if you have sex with your mother in the frontal, "natural" position . . .
(waits for laughter to die down)
teacher> . . . and she's alive . . .
(entire class cracks up)

And the last thing he said is that if you have a dream about your mother giving you fellatio, it's apparently one of the worst things that can happen.

No, no, not because of the *dream* - because of what it *means*.
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