I started to fill this survey out, then realized I didn't have a *clue*. I *hate* surveys like this. Either I go for the first one that comes to mind (which never works) or I have to think up something appropriate. Which I can't, because it's me, and I'm absolutely terrible at self-judging.
So I'll turn it into a backwards survey. Judge me, everyone! :) Feel free to answer only some of the questions if you can't think up answers for the rest.
If I were a stone I would be... If I were a tree I would be... If I were a bird I would be... If I were an insect I would be... If I were a machine I would be... If I were a tool I would be... If I were a fruit I would be... If I were a flower I would be... If I were a kind of weather I would be... If I were a mythical creature I would be... If I were a musical instrument I would be... If I were an animal I would be... If I were anything... If I were a colour I would be... If I were a fragrance I would be... If I were an emotion I would be... If I were a state of being I would be... If I were a vegetable I would be... If I were a sound I would be... If I were an element I would be... If I were a movie star I would be... If I were a holiday I would be...