things I have learned from American music videos
If you're driving down the highway in a buggy and there's a gigantic moose standing in the middle of the road, do not, under any circumstances, attempt to blow it up with missles.
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January 14th, 2002
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One thing I've noticed about this song - it contains the lyric
"yeah, you bite before you lick"
and they're acting like this is a *bad* thing. In the right circumstances (and if both parties are sensualistic enough), biting can actually be a lot of -
wait, you mean they didn't mean it that way?
umm.
my bad.
I'll just go . . . over here . . . now.
"yeah, you bite before you lick"
and they're acting like this is a *bad* thing. In the right circumstances (and if both parties are sensualistic enough), biting can actually be a lot of -
wait, you mean they didn't mean it that way?
umm.
my bad.
I'll just go . . . over here . . . now.
(no subject)
You know, the government has a really spectacular racket set up.
Example: We pay taxes to the government. The government uses it on many things, including adding chlorine and flouride to our tap water. We buy water filters to take it out again - and pay taxes on *those* too.
Whoever came up with that idea was a genius.
Example: We pay taxes to the government. The government uses it on many things, including adding chlorine and flouride to our tap water. We buy water filters to take it out again - and pay taxes on *those* too.
Whoever came up with that idea was a genius.
