"Ever since she took over the Queendom, the creatures of the forest have been . . . changing. For example, the Leperchauns."
"Leper-chauns? Don't you mean Leprechauns?"
"No. I don't."
You've gotta love a song with the lyric "everything is wrong / my life is a country song".
2002-11-15 03:14 PM Install Order Accepted
We received your DSL installation Service Request on November 15, 2002 03:14:33 PM and have begun processing the request to your specifications. Your request is currently in an unconfirmed state, please allow up to 72 hours for Covad to receive confirmation from the phone company. Please monitor the work logs for the request confirmation note, whereby the order will be referred to as an installation order. Should there be any delay in fulfilling your order, we will promptly notify you.
2002-11-15 03:15 PM COVAD: Order accepted. PVC set [ 0.1178 ] CIRCUIT ID set [ 101-488-371 ]
2002-11-15 03:16 PM Verify Address
The installation address for your order was verified on November 15, 2002 03:16:35 PM.
2002-11-15 03:40 PM Qualify Loop
Your service request is now confirmed. We have received confirmation from the local phone company on your service request and will continue to process an installation order. Should there be any delay in fulfilling your installation order, we will promptly notify you.
I wish more "72 hour" waits would take that long.