January 21st, 2003


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"I don't have one of the video cards that supports the 3D chipset."

Some people just shouldn't be reviewing games on Amazon.

other wonderful quotes:
"oh and it has gameplay so much that you litterally can't put it down. "
"this game is the one of the best games i have ever seen in my lifetime!!! its amazing and wonderful at the same time!!"
"I think that this game is not as good as Perfect Dark but is almost better then Goldeneye. This game is better then any EA shooter ever made. The good thing about Halo is that it's graphics are almost as good as GAMECUBE."
"Metroid Prime is sooooooooo much better and has been in history longer than HALO"

I was going to stop (and was definitely going to stop with Halo reviews) except . . .

"Lastly, the game 'HALO' has nothing to do with the real thing! (For those of you that don't know, 'HALO' is a real-world acronym, it stands for "High Altitude, Low Opening", refering to paratroopers' jump) The main character is NOT a paratrooper, the company that made the game just thought the name 'HALO' sounded good!"

. . . errr . . .

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And there's someone here complaining that Impossible Creatures is too much like Starcraft - apparently they stole Starcraft's idea of harvesting resources, only instead of minerals and vespene gas, they have coal and electricity.

I think they should review Dune II, personally . . .

"And they stole Starcraft's idea ALSO! Only you're harvesting spice instead of minerals and vespene gas!"

I'm going to stop now before I feel obliged to gouge my eyes out with a rusty fork.

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You are blue. You are somewhat innocent, in the fact that your genius only extends to the physical world. You have a false sense of contentness. You are usually the quiet one, the genius. Everyone can count on you to help when they have problems, but you only fall short of being able to solve your own.

Mostly posted because it's Utena, and it makes me think.

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this, incidentally, rocks. Although he missed a rather important one - luckily, one of his friends didn't, as it's in the comments section. :P
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