January 3rd, 2004

sleepy

(no subject)

Uncommon Knowledge about butter
Is it usually sliced or carved? I say Yes.
Is it straight? I say Yes.
Can you sit on it? I say Yes.
Can you mash it? I say Yes.
Would you pay to use it? I say No.
Does it have feelings? I say Probably.
Can it affect you(cause an effect to you)? I say No.
Does it have paws? I say Probably.
Can it carry people? I say Probably.
Can you control it? I say No.
Are there many different sorts of it? I say No.
Is it a primate? I say Yes.
Is it taught in school? I say Probably.
Does it slobber? I say Yes.
Does it have fangs? I say Yes.
Does it live in trees? I say Yes.

(from here)