August 8th, 2004

sleepy

(no subject)

Oh no! It's a ZOMBIE! I'd better shoot it! But wait, first I have to reload my machinegun

*click*click*clack*

and I should probably reload my chaingun while I'm at it

*click*clunk*clack*

and maybe I should do my shotgun too

*click*kachik-kachik-kachik-kachik*click*

and, oh, wait, lemme check my plasmagun

*click*clack*bzzZZIT*clack*

Okay. Now maybe I should start getting worried about the zombie . . . where's he gone? . . . oh, he's still over there? Geez, those guys walk slowly.