weirdest conversation I've had in a while
"Hi, I'd like two jumbo dogs and a drink, please."
"Two jumbo dogs and three drinks?"
". . . No, two jumbo dogs and one drink."
"Two jumbo dogs, two drinks, and one more drink?"
"No. Two jumbo dogs. One drink."
"Two drinks?"
"One drink."
"Here you go."
". . . Thanks."
"Two jumbo dogs and three drinks?"
". . . No, two jumbo dogs and one drink."
"Two jumbo dogs, two drinks, and one more drink?"
"No. Two jumbo dogs. One drink."
"Two drinks?"
"One drink."
"Here you go."
". . . Thanks."