December 4th, 2004


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"You will find him in the House of Death."

"Where is the House of Death?"

"It's on the Street of Death. You'll have to climb over the Wall of Death, or possibly use the Gardener's Entrance of Death."

"Got it."

"Look out for the Dog of Death."


"If you have trouble getting through the Front Door of Death, you could break in through the Car Port of Death."


"Also, be careful about the alarm system."

"Don't you mean the Alarm System of Death?"

"No, it's only mildly annoying."
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