January 19th, 2005

sleepy

amusing spam

Hey, it's me Danielle... husband left last night

my profile is online, come have a look...if you are looking for a sexy relationship we can meet each other


Can anyone name a situation where you'd be *more* skeptical of a "sexy relationship"?

"My husband dumped me yesterday. Let's go have sex! I promise I won't be strange or clingy or emotionally needy."

"BACK, FOUL UNDERSPAWN OF THE DEPTHS! BACK, I SAY!"