"Wow! It's a classic puzzle/board/card game! Pity the graphics suck and it's not any fun."
"Hey, I remember playing this on my 386! It had better graphics though. And the levels were better. I should go play that again, it was fun. This isn't."
"Ah, a flawless port of a modern game. Yes . . . yes, this is indeed identical to the game I could play on Windows. Identical in every way."
"I'm not sure what this is. It sucks though."
I've been less than impressed :P