Zorba the Hutt (zorbathut) wrote,
Zorba the Hutt

I am terrifyingly evil!

Find your soul type
at kelly.moranweb.com.

Tsk! Though you're not as hollow as the soulless ones, you're filled with unnecessary hatred and scorn.

Virtues: You have none, honestly. All you want is a friend to torture and harass with you! Admittedly, it sounds fun, but honest to god, you need a hobby. Your favorite pasttimes include: bumping into inanimate objects without apologizing, poking little girls in the tum-tum, and putting plastic snakes in the neighbor's driveway. I'm sorry, but you suck at harassing. Take a tip from me: verbal harassment is teh r0x0rz.

Aspirations: Hitman? Satan?

Quirks: Happy people. You just don't like them, do you?

Factors: What happened in your troubled past? I mean, was your father a llama or is it just one of those things where you were the bad child and your sweet little sister was the only one who came out right (*cough, Ali, cough*)? That's okay. I understand.

Future: Counseling seems like the best bet for you. Enjoy the sweet, sacred times you'll have on medication.

I've been found out!

And all because I like Bermuda, night, and oogamy.

(what *is* oogamy? It asked which sounded better, and that one sounded funny.)

in other news . . . ugh. I'd rather not think about other news, all things considered.

(see, this is the point at which, if everything was going to go wrong, everything would go wrong. And: fact of life: everything always goes wrong.)
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