I am terrifyingly evil!
Find your soul type at kelly.moranweb.com.
Tsk! Though you're not as hollow as the soulless ones, you're filled with unnecessary hatred and scorn.
Virtues: You have none, honestly. All you want is a friend to torture and harass with you! Admittedly, it sounds fun, but honest to god, you need a hobby. Your favorite pasttimes include: bumping into inanimate objects without apologizing, poking little girls in the tum-tum, and putting plastic snakes in the neighbor's driveway. I'm sorry, but you suck at harassing. Take a tip from me: verbal harassment is teh r0x0rz.
Aspirations: Hitman? Satan?
Quirks: Happy people. You just don't like them, do you?
Factors: What happened in your troubled past? I mean, was your father a llama or is it just one of those things where you were the bad child and your sweet little sister was the only one who came out right (*cough, Ali, cough*)? That's okay. I understand.
Future: Counseling seems like the best bet for you. Enjoy the sweet, sacred times you'll have on medication.
I've been found out!
And all because I like Bermuda, night, and oogamy.
(what *is* oogamy? It asked which sounded better, and that one sounded funny.)
in other news . . . ugh. I'd rather not think about other news, all things considered.
(see, this is the point at which, if everything was going to go wrong, everything would go wrong. And: fact of life: everything always goes wrong.)