Went down to the bank to change my account address, seeing as how I'm no longer in Oberlin.
"Hi, I'd like to change the address on my account."
"Oh, you've moved? Okay, what's your account number?"
*taptaptap* "Let's see . . . it says here you were on . . . Lorain St?"
"Yes, in Oberlin. My college address."
"Ah, coming home from college! Where's Oberlin?"
Well, the address may have been on the screen right in front of her, but maybe she's just trying to be polite . . .
"In Ohio. Near Cleveland."
"Is that near Miami?"
". . . Not really."
The address change proceeded from there, although I hadn't needed to keep a straight face before that.