I check the tracking info, just to make sure.
Turns out that it got to Seattle and - I quote - "RECEIVER MOVED, NOT DELIVERED; PACKAGE RETURNED TO SENDER".
Since I thought it was possible that I'd sent it to my old house, and something weird had happened, I decided to call UPS and find out what was happening. Well, I found out - you know that first line in the address, where you have something like 123 71st St NW?
Well, they had the equivalent of "123 71".
This *despite* the fact that both confirmation emails I was sent had the right address.
So I called the company I bought it from (which should be recieving it again in a day or two). After some explaining with their sales representative (who, of course, does not speak English very well - I've ranted on *that* before also) it appears that it wasn't meant to be shipped when I ordered it.
For some reason it was scheduled to be shipped *today*, a full week *after* I ordered it.
Despite the fact that they already shipped me one, TO THE WRONG ADDRESS, and billed me for it.
Are you confused? I know I am.
They're going to call me back. If they don't in fifteen minutes or so, I'm calling them again.