Zorba the Hutt (zorbathut) wrote,
Zorba the Hutt
zorbathut

things that will never go online

Spelling bees!

<Referee> Spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".
<Contestant> Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Drinking games!

<Bob> CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
<Jim> oke imd rnuk nwo

Tiddlywinks!

<Sam> Tink.
<Sue> Tink.
<Sam> I win!

Spin the bottle!

<Kate> I'm spinning the bottle.
<Jimmy> It's pointing at me!
<Kate> Dammit! Not again!

Strip poker!

<Under18HornyGirl> I have long red hair and 42dd cup size!

. . . wait, I bet that one *does* happen.

Bet you $5 it's not a girl though.

Now there's a game you *can* play online.
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