Zorba the Hutt (zorbathut) wrote,
Zorba the Hutt
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HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: HI
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: HOW R U?
ZorbaTHut: I'm okay
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: KEWL
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: WHUT IS UP?
ZorbaTHut: *shrugs* not a whole lot, really. do I know you? :P
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: YES
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: I NO UR EVRY MOVE
ZorbaTHut: okay. what am I doing right now?
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: UR AT UR JOB
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: DOING STUFF WITH COMPUTERS
ZorbaTHut: well *that's* not hard to guess in the least. sheesh, a google search on my nickname would turn up *that* much. I meant *specifically*.
ZorbaTHut: if you know my every move, you'd know what kind of teriyaki I ate today.
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: O.
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: UM
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: CHICKEN TERIYAKI?
ZorbaTHut: actually, I had a sandwich. sorry.
ZorbaTHut: your spying skills are sorely lacking.
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: I MENT A TERIYAKI SANDWICH
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: I WAS RIGHT
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: I NO EVERYTHING
ZorbaTHut: it was a beef sandwich, as a matter of fact.
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: UM
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: BEEF IS BAD 4 U
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: U SHOULD EAT CHICKEN
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: ITS BETTER
ZorbaTHut: yeah, but it's *tasty*
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: TASTY LIKE YOUR MOM
ZorbaTHut: I wouldn't know, I haven't tasted my mom. honestly, you need to come up with a better insult, too.
ZorbaTHut: that's not even bad enough to be funny.
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: WHUT U MEAN?
ZorbaTHut: well, if you want something to be funny, you have to surprise them in some way
ZorbaTHut: in this case, it wasn't very surprising, it's a classic insult
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: ITS NOT RAPE ITS SURPRISE SEX
ZorbaTHut: it doesn't really *fit* . . . but it doesn't really *misfit* either
ZorbaTHut: see, that's just a non sequitur.
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: O YEA? UR MOM IS A MISFIT.
ZorbaTHut: well, yeah, actually. all interesting people are misfits, I've found.
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: UM UM
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: UR STUPID
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: AND MEAN
ZorbaTHut: and amused!
ZorbaTHut: and winning!
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: NO I AM WINNING
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: I HAVE NEVER LOST
ZorbaTHut: really? you should go buy a lottery ticket
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: I DONT GAMBLE
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: JUST SCRATCH TICKETS
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: AND I NEVER LOST ONE YET
ZorbaTHut: see, if *I* wanted to make a non sequitur here, I could use one of the multiple meanings of "lost"
ZorbaTHut: but I don't.
ZorbaTHut: so I won't.
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: I WON LIKE 3 DOLLERS ONCE
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: AND ANOTHER TIME LIKE 5
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: O YEAH, WHUT NOW!
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: I WIN NOW!
ZorbaTHut: you could make a living out of that, you know
ZorbaTHut: oh? why do you win? I'm curious.
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: U WERE SAYING U WERE WINNING
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: AND I NEVER LOSE
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: SO THERE
ZorbaTHut: I deny that statement. You lose.
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: ???!!?
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: I JUST WON!!1
ZorbaTHut: Nope. You lost. See?
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: NO
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: I THINK UR WRONG
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: I NO EVERYTHING
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: AND SEE ALL
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: I AM OMNYPOTINT
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: YEA THATS RITE
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: U GIVE UP
ZorbaTHut: really? okay, how do I stabilize the general Newton algorithm, used for minimizing a nonlinear function with nonlinear constraints? (standard Lagrange multiplier technique - I'm basically solving for dx=0 for all x)
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: WHUT DUZ THAT MEAN?
ZorbaTHut: I'm busy typing - I'd think you would know that if you were omnipotent
ZorbaTHut: I'm really starting to doubt that comment of yours, actually
ZorbaTHut: seeing as how you didn't spell "omnipotent" right
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: All right, I'm tired of this facade. I'm actually a twenty-year old girl from California. This is how I get my kicks.
ZorbaTHut: *laughs* I was actually rather enjoying that too :P
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: I must say, nobody ever really defeated the hhotaznchick4u69 so easily before.
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: They always flee in despair.
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: All right, I'm off to torment other poor souls for the amusement of my sorority.
ZorbaTHut: I'm kind of surprised. I mean, it seems obvious that nobody could possibly be like that just naturally . . . well, you never know
ZorbaTHut: heh. have fun. if you want to chat for real sometime, lemme know ;)
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: In this world? You'd be surprised.
HhOtaZnch1ck4u69: (to the first, not the second.) Perhaps I'll look you up sometime. Have a nice day.
ZorbaTHut: well . . . yeah. I mean, you'd like to *think* nobody could be like that.
ZorbaTHut: cya ~~
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