Oh, and this really should go unsaid, but I thought I'd mention it anyway - friends, don't go flaming the people who're flaming me, mkay? I don't need backup and you're just going to look bad in the process :P
And geez, people, GET LJ ACCOUNTS. I don't know which anonymous poster is which!
Ooooh, I wonder if I've gotten an lj-abuse request in my name yet!