Zorba the Hutt (zorbathut) wrote,
Zorba the Hutt


I'm sure people here know about the great geniuses of our time - the ones who have invented teleportation, know the secret to world peace, proven that the world is a cube, and shown that God actually evolved from Santa Claus. Yes, I speak of the two most brilliant minds in the world - Gene Ray and Alex Chiu.

The latter is being especially kind - he's made his immortality device free! All I need for a free pair of genuine Alex Chiu immortality rings is seventy unique click-throughs right here. Yes, that's right, if I get seventy unique clickthroughs on that link, I get the secrets of immortality.

And I will, of course, review them for the benefit of everyone reading this.

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