Zorba the Hutt (zorbathut) wrote,
Zorba the Hutt
zorbathut

summary of my current quest in Knights of the Old Republic

"Do you know anything about those pods that crashed in Undercity? Specifically, about my commanding officer?"
"Yes! She survived!"
"That's good!"
"But she was captured by a rival gang."
"That's bad."
"The rival gang is keeping her alive."
"That's good!"
"But they're holding her for ransom.
"That's bad."
"Their 'ransom' is a trivial minigame you have to beat!"
"That's good!"
"But we can't let you play it until you go fetch a quest item."
"That's bad."
"We know exactly where the quest item is!"
"That's good!"
"But you can't get in because the door's locked."
"That's bad."
"A member of our gang can sneak you in the back way!"
"That's good!"
"But she's not here right now."
"That's bad."
"We know where she is! She's in Undercity!"
"That's good!"
"But you can't get in without authorization papers."
"That's bad."
"We have authorization papers!"
"That's good!"
"But you'll have to give us your Sith uniforms."
"That's bad."
"However, our authorization papers will, plotwise, do everything the Sith uniforms do!"
". . ."
"That's good."
"Can I have my papers now?"
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