Zorba the Hutt (zorbathut) wrote,
Zorba the Hutt

"I've got a BRILLIANT idea! Let's make a maze! Everyone loves mazes."
"I dunno . . . mazes are kind of passe, right?"
"Okay, okay, not a maze. We'll have, like, two junctions. And then a big straight area you walk down."
"Hey! Great idea! But won't it look dull?"
"No, not at all! We'll make it be underwater! That way not only will it look pretty, but your character will move at a slow crawl to give you more time to enjoy the scenery!"
"I love it! But what about the challenge factor?"
"GIANT SHARKS. And then we'll give you a gizmo you can trigger as many times as you want that instantly kills any sharks that might be near you."
"Make it happen. And give yourself a raise."

KotOR's gotten better since I got off the first planet . . . but that ain't saying much.
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