Zorba the Hutt (zorbathut) wrote,
Zorba the Hutt
zorbathut

I've been playing Final Fantasy Tactics Advance for quite a while. You're this kid named Marche, and you get transported into a magical realm where people kill each other. (Summarized quite a bit, obviously.)

I'm going to give away a very small unimportant obvious amount of the plot. The game is based around tactical battles, and in every battle there's a "judge". Certain things are illegal, and if you do them, you get a penalty. At one point in the game, the judges put a bounty on your head and decide to try to capture you.

So here's what I don't get. Why don't they just make "being Marche" illegal?

"Yellow card, being Marche."
"Wait, what?"
"Yellow card, still being Marche."
"Hey! Hold on!"
"Yellow card, still being Marche."
"But - I - um -"
"Yellow card, still being Marche."
"FUCK"
"Yellow card, still being Marche."
"EVERYONE RUN"
"Red card, too many yellow cards. You're going to jail!"

Game Over!

. . . Well, maybe that's why. But it still doesn't make sense in game context.
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