"Well, we haven't received your orientation signup sheet. And orientation is full. So you'll have to do Part I of orientation on Monday. Meanwhile, we'll register you for Part II on Sunday. Classes start on Monday, by the way. Go get your ID picture taken - you'll need it for Part II. Oh, you can't get your picture taken until you register for classes. And you can't register for classes until you finish Part I."
Not only that, but I'm going to have to use a pay phone to find housing.
I hope this is over soon. I wanted to be here so I could, you know, go to school - not so I could deal with bureaucracy.