Someone pointed out to me that we already have this, though.
They're called Internet ads.
C'mon, how often do you actually notice them? Studies have shown (no, I can't quote any) that humans have literally filtered out Internet ads - that 468x50 pixel space at the top of webpages is totally ignored. Like, even more ignored than ignoring it - it doesn't even register subconsciously anymore. You have to point it out to people. Same with popups - it's a reflexive close at this point.
So there we have it - ads that are so obvious that nobody bothers to pay attention.
And to finish the entry, I demonstrate the Internal American that all of us share . . .
<qdawgy> i heard the computer industry isn't doing so well in some places...stock market crashing left and right
<ZorbaTHut> yeah. stupid republicans.
<ZorbaTHut> grrr :P
<ZorbaTHut> all republicans are evil!
<ZorbaTHut> and intolerant people should all be SHOT! without even a trial!
<ZorbaTHut> GRRRRR! I'm an american, and I'm always right!
<ZorbaTHut> okay, okay, that's out of my system :P
And kirub says I'm funny and nice. I never expect people to randomly compliment me . . . and yes, we must talk more often! pity I'm so consistently busy at sane hours :/
now, if I can only find someone to call me cute . . . ;)
(or sexy. hey, that would work. wouldn't exactly complain.)