virtual256: Pity, I was so hopeful you'd survived.
* virtual256 throws bread
ZorbaTHut: actually, after the zombie attack, there was a *reverse* zombie attack
ZorbaTHut: so I'm now an unundead
ZorbaTHut: I think our Democratically Elected Governor of Moderate Shadow is planning to send the Somewhat Grisly Combat-Oriented War Organization to conquer the world and install a benevolent socialist government
ZorbaTHut: by FORCE, if necessary!
ZorbaTHut: (tremble, mere mortal!)