Okay, this isn't going to be an entirely funny entry. I'm down about $1000 of random hardware and stuff. On the other hand, it's just $1000. I can live with that.
Things they took:
My Yahoo! duffel bag
My LCD monitor
All three game stations, including the Gamecube's memory card
My Google laptop (which I'm a bit worried about, because I'm not sure how much of a problem that's going to be - but on the other hand there wasn't *any* sensitive information on it, unless they really wanted to know how to get through Level 21 of DROD.)
Things they didn't take:
My little custom Hush computer
My main computer
My main monitor
The memory card to my PS2, which, confusingly, they actually *removed*.
Everything that had previously been inside the Yahoo! duffel bag, including *those* headphones, a NiMH battery charger, and several GBA games
All the rest of my GBA games
All my DVDs and games
A random pile of money sitting on the kitchen counter
I don't get this. I mean, WTF? What the hell were they thinking?
Dammit, now I've lost all those savegames on my Gamecube and XBox.