I enlisted in the Army, Navy, and Marines, simultaneously. Pretty soon afterwards I joined Gabe and Tycho to fight a 50-foot-tall Chrys. (She's the one that's not the monster.) Gabe had a laser pistol, and Tycho had modified his watch to shoot lightning bolts. I didn't have any weapons, but for some unexplained reason I could fly, which - if I remember correctly - means I was actually dreaming about having sex.
The implications are mindboggling.