Zorba the Hutt (zorbathut) wrote,
Zorba the Hutt
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the meal of ultimate pain

I discovered this a year or two back. I can't keep something like this to myself forever, though, so here it is:

Go to World's Wrapps. Order the Samurai Salmon. Make sure there's a good deal of wasabi in it. (At Westlake Center they put enough in. In Palo Alto they don't. Other locations you'll have to judge yourself.) Also order a smoothie, large.

Things to keep in mind: The Samurai Salmon wrap has a lot of wasabi in it. The Samurai Salmon wrap is also cooked, and very warm. The smoothie is cold.

What eating it is like:

"Mmmm, this sure smells good! I think I'll have a bite of the wrap."

*munch*

"Mmmm. Tasty! Wait, what's that? Uhoh. AAAAH! WASABI! WASABI BURN! MY SINUSES! NEED SOMETHING TO DRINK!"

*slurrp*

"Whew. . . . AAAAH! BRAIN FREEZE! BRAIN FREEZE! NEED SOMETHING WARM!"

*munch*

"WASABI! WASABI!"

And so it goes.

It's damn tasty. Highly recommended.
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