Zorba the Hutt (zorbathut) wrote,
Zorba the Hutt
zorbathut

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (100), and liquor (43).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild
Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know
how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 30% on proof
You scored higher than 97% on beer index
You scored higher than 96% on wine index
You scored higher than 85% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid


Raise your hand if you're surprised.

(Actually, I am. I didn't expect to be so high in wine. Or liquor. I wonder what "proof" means in this context - how alcoholic the stuff you drink tends to be? Or maybe it's based on your scores somehow?)

(I did have to do some research on the "which kind of beer would you choose" question, but I only got the information that I could get by asking the bartender "what kind of beer is this". The choice was obvious.)
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