Zorba the Hutt (zorbathut) wrote,
Zorba the Hutt
zorbathut

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(1) Star Wars 3 was pretty good if you ignored the dialogue.

(1.1) "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
(1.1.1) What the hell?
(1.1.2) Holy hypocrisy, Batman!
(1.1.3) Actually, the Sith spends most of the movie talking about how morality is *relative*. It's the Jedi who claim you must stick to absolutes.
(1.1.4) What the hell?

(1.2) Never, ever, ever let George Lucas write romantic dialogue.
(1.2.1) Ever.
(1.2.2) Seriously.
(1.2.3) I'm not kidding.

(1.3) You almost end up feeling sympathetic for Anakin.
(1.3.1) If I were in his place, I'd probably end up saying "you're all assholes, I'm going to go live on Dagobah for a decade, let me know when you've got this war thing sorted out."
(1.3.2) Plus there's Padme.
(1.3.2.1) Yeesh.
(1.3.3) They're all a bunch of manipulative bastards!

(2) I like cheese.

(2.1) Mmmm. Cheese.
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