Fill this out, or, um, Arlini will rape your goat. Or something. Yeah.
Note - you fill it out about *me*, see. It's, like, the reverse of normal surveys!
I'm copying this directly from Arlini's, so some questions may be a bit, errr, odd. All part of the fun! Feel free to write "no comment". I won't mind, I'll just drag you into an alley and demand a satisfactory answer, or else I'll do that thing with the clowns. You know what I'm talking about.
1. Quiet or Loud?:
2. Short or Tall?:
3. Weird or Original?:
4. Nice or Mean?:
5. Friendly or Selfish?:
6. Normal or "Special"?:
7. Smart or Stupid?:
8. Boring or Fun?:
9. Attractive or Unattractive?:
DO YOU THINK I'M...
1. A psycho?:
3. A herb?:
4. A slut?:
6. A bitch?:
JUST SOME QUESTIONS
1. What do u think I'll be when I grow up?:
2. (a) Do u think I'll get married?:
(b) If u do...who do u think I'll marry?:
3. When is my birthday?:
4. Who is my best friend?:
5. What song (if any) reminds u of me?:
6. Do I remind u of any characters on TV?:
7. If u could rename me...what would my name be?:
8. Have u ever had a dream about me?:
9. Do u think I'm a virgin?:
10. If u could give me anything...what would it be?:
11. If u could promise me anything..what would it be?
PERSONAL (opposite sex? why just opposite sex? Both sexes! bwahahahah! feel free to avoid)
1. Am I physically ugly, average, decent,goodlooking!, beautiful, hot?:
2. Would u ever kiss me?:
3. Would u ever consider being my boy/girl friend?:
4. Do u ever think about me off-line?:
5. If we spent a day together...where would we go and what would we do?
6. If u could describe me in one word...what would that word be?:
7. Do u or have u ever had a crush on me?:
Do u wish we were closer?:
Would you invite me to your wedding?:
Say something nice (or not. whatever.):