For some reason I've gotten a lot of television marketers lately. I'm guessing it's thanks to Netflix, but they're invariably comical to talk to. The one I just talked to asked me a series of questions, including "how much television do you watch" (I don't watch television), "what is your current television provider" (I don't watch television), "how much is your average television bill" (it's zero, I don't watch television), and finally "ah, so you just watch over-the-air television then?"
No. I don't watch television.
I think I broke his brain.
(I do watch movies. But that's different, and I watch movies pretty exclusively through netflix.)