Zorba the Hutt (zorbathut) wrote,
Zorba the Hutt

reversed priorities

Whenever I buy stuff at Safeway, they ask me if I want to donate money to breast cancer.

Why, yes! I'm all for breast cancer! How much money do you want donated, and how much cancer can I create with each dollar?

Right now I'm looking through political info so I can figure out who exactly I'm voting for. This candidate seems to have three major priorities: immigration, abortion, and terrorism. Man! Finally, a candidate who shares my position on terrorism!

Come on, people. Think about what you are actually saying.
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